Why aren't you a Trump supporter?

I have a reading level above third grade

Those are a few reasons off the top of my head. How ’bout you?

I respect women and don’t respect those who don’t

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I’ve never tried to pretend the word would means wouldn’t

I have complete contempt for intentional stupidity

I have complete contempt for traitorism

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authoritarians can get down on the floor and bite my ass, yesterday

I know the difference between “George Bush” and “Jeb Bush”

I don’t watch or listen to advertising

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I understand that when you lose an election you step the fuck aside and take it like a man rather than invade the Capitol while your loss is being made official just because you’re a fucking snowflake WIMP

I don’t believe that Saudi Arabia and Russia “will vedoop bedeep uhhhh”

I understand historical events enough to know there were no airports in the eighteenth century, that Canada didn’t burn the White House half a century before it existed and that World War Two already happened

How likely is it to make a living out of being a window cleaner in a Nordic country?

I have complete contempt for fraudsters, and even less for repeat ones

I have complete contempt for fakery

I don’t pretend not to know who David Dooky is just because he can deliver votes

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I don’t run and hide from a debate like a fucking WIMP just becuase some moderator asked pointed questions

I don’t believe in asking the people of Iowa “how stupid are the people of Iowa”

I don’t buy bullshit

Which media outlet gave Starmer and his band of failures the most support during the election? Now we can punish them for it.?

I understand geography enough to know that Belgium is not a “beautiful city”, that Paris is not in fucking Germany, that India does share a border with China, that that border is peppered with Bhutan and Nepal, not “Button” and “Nipple”, that time zones exist, that “shithole countries” do not, that “England” and “the UK” are not the same thing, that you cannot build a wall in Colorado to keep out New Mexico, and that the Bronx is not and has never been “a very wonderful place in fucking Germany”

I know what Nikki Haley’s authority with the National Guard is

I don’t buy made-up stories of “thousands and thousands of people dancing on rooftops”

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I know that he didn’t run against “Obamna”

I don’t believe there is a fucking “president of the Virgin Islands”

I can read

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Fuck that piece of orange shit, fuck his idiocracy, fuck his sexism, fuck his racism, fuck his religionism, fuck his divisionism, fuck his lying, fuck his orange face paint, fuck his worship of Cult of Ignorance, fuck his Cult, fuck his jingoistic horseshit, fuck his manuipulations, fuck his toddler-age WIMPism, fuck his fucked-up values of ME ME ME and did I mention ME, and fuck him personally with a giant razor sharp dildo that’s been preheated to 204.7° F and built to the dimensions of the Washington Monument. Slowly.

When I go Greenland shopping and Denmark says no I don’t melt down like a fucking WIMP

I don’t hold serial bankrupters in high regard

Why are people so terrified or bothered that a person has original creative ideas, hobbies or unique interests?

It’s uncool to set up soft porn pics with your own preteen daughter

Let us count the ways. Captain Obvious says:

I don’t respect a sleazeball who lies about his height just so he can lie about his weight

Why was Cars 2 so bad?

I know the difference between Sioux City and Sioux Falls and even Sioux Center

I don’t respect shameless hucksters who try to sell a vitamin where you have to mail in your pee

I know the difference between “give me your tired, your poor” and “they’re poisoning our blood”

Do you have pics of the wife making out with another guy?

I don’t hide in my hotel room while everybody else keeps the appointed time and place because my hair might get wet

I can count

If someone works for me, I actually pay them

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EVEN FUCKING MIKE PENCE understands that

I actually pay taxes

I didn’t get out of military service with fucking “bone spurs” that I paid a doctor to write

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I have an acute aversion to scumbags

A real man doesn’t grab women by the p***y

I understand that you can’t just fucking nuke a hurricane

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I took the same Oath and took it seriously

I understand that you can’t inject bleach or light

I see through liars

Can I use the LEG PRESS to build muscle?

I respect other cultures and don’t respect those who don’t

I have no sicko desire to control women or have a bizarro hangup with “blood”

I know there’s no such thing as invisible planes

I don’t believe Nazis, Klan klowns and white supremacists chanting “Jews will not replace us” comprise “very fine people”

I don’t cotton to rapists

I know that sounds DO NOT cause cancer.

I don’t believe the way to respond to a hurricane is to call a press conference to describe it as “wet from the standpoint of water”, to distribute Play Doh, or to stand at a podium throwing rolls of paper towels as if they were bottles of ketchup

When a reporter declines to join me in the rooftops fantasy I don’t go on stage and gyrate to mock his congenital disability

I know that if I or anyone I know commits a crime we’ll go to the clink

I understand how hurricane paths work

It’s uncool to lurk around teenage girls’ dressing rooms

I know who the president of Turkey really is

I don’t call Tim Cook “Tim Apple” and if I do I don’t deny what’s right there on the videotape because I’m too much of a fucking WIMP to handle Reality